What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:45
True - how I loved my mum!
Do you know what she said mum?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What! how could you do that?
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.